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M-men
M-masters
M-masculine
M-mad
Agenda of meeting at a small room in 2 A.D, it was decided among the elite group of girls that they need to systematically change the table of power in their favour,enough of men controlling their lives. Men living in luxury-living life kingsize(conquering lands, lazing around the house,earninig easy money) and
girls sit back home washes dirty clothes, make food, clean the house, follow the customs of society, clean up the mess of children......this is all hard work & boring to do, no sense of adventure compared to the work men are doing.
Here the weapons of mass destruction were planned. Some of them were......
1. Cosmetics- In order to get the men to stay in the house, girls have to remain beautiful so he stays in the house longer-in order to get the house hold work done. Inner beauty such as smartness, intellectual capability was ignored. Beauty...beauty...beauty, the guy after marriage realizes he is doomed-this breaks his morale, in the end turns out to be a loser.
2. Well groomed men (Introducing the concept of a Gentle men)-Men fought wars, their image was "Rough & tough". Grooming for personality was in the genes of losers who were not brave,less risk taking-nothing to do in their lives(only time pass). Now that beauty has been taken care of, girls could command only the so called groomed men.
3. Love, romance, shit- Developed the concept of romance, positioned love as something great (once in a life time affair-u miss it u r a fool). Some losers, who had nothing to do in life (like earning money, fighting a war) fell for this. Now the love affair was publicized heavily in the society by the girl's friend.
Suddenly a loser turned hero, kept men wondering..as to what is happening.
This 3 weapons completely changed men from a hero to zero, this happened for centuries. It changed a man's attitude towards the girl- but this did not serve the ultimate purpose the girls had decided earlier (like cleaning the house, washing dirty clothes, making a girl feel like a queen etc). So, in order to address these issues, another meeting was called to decide on the ultimate weapon that would give the final and ultimate blow.....discussions happened for years and then they developed a nuclear bomb that was fool-proof with immediate results.
Tears- It was decided if men don't realize what a women wants, don't know how it feels when a girl is hurt. This weapon was introduced.The ultimate ingredients was to mix love with a dose of tear in it. And the results were right out on the spot. Now that concepts of love was highly developed and well groomed men could be seen across the street but a drop of tear would make them fall on the ground.
There has been a drastic power shift, thought men still dominates....girls are not far behind. Men still do the household work, clean others crap.....well not only that but have started using sanitizers,use perfumes, learning salsa, extensive use of tissues,no mustache, wax their chest.......all to know they are changing their behavior similar to that of a girl. It is high time guys, stand up for ur pride........or else u know what is stored for u.
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Share 5. Spending time with her cost-The girls at this stage get smarter, extract as much money from the guys- i want money to eat ice-cream, the most expensive restaurant in town...why don't we visit it?? (in this situation the guys is in a fix, if he says No that there is a danger that the girls might seek some other potential male). Here the maximum expenses on perfumes, T-shirts, here the son will insist his father for a bike- thinking having a 2-wheeler will have a maximum impact (the girl will think he is a macho man!!).
But the best part is that the girl never acknowledges that-the guy is doing all this.
They start comparing with the next best guy.
6. Making her friend believe that you are in love cost- The guy realizes that the girl cannot say no, for decisions regarding boyfriends they will not seek parental approval but those of friends, so the next target is to be the friends of her friends. This all has to happen fast or else either he will be thrown out of the house or his father will be on the footpath. At this stage the psychological and motivational book sells the highest (books like what a girl really wants?, what should u not do in the first date!!! etc etc). Here is the time when the guy totally forgets the big picture in his life i.e his career, but focuses on the small picture that is the girl.
7. The bomb- After everything is set for "THE DAY", the guy has read books, blogs and movies. He makes sure the place, the environment of the setup, the food, the flowers etc it a perfect killer combo that when the girls sees that she falls flat for him (not realizing how dumb or smart the guy is). For that moment that setup seem amazing....but now for the next step.
8. She says "it is complicate cost" (emotional torture cost)-Now this is the nuclear bomb that has fallen on the boy. After making such an investment, he sees that his asset has in fact become a liability. The girl thinks that the boy is nothing but a good friend, now the so called dynamics of the relations has changed. The girl being smart tell she needs time to make up her mind.
She thinks about this at home, consults no other but her friends (who the boy has already convinced-smart boy). This time the friends will tell her that this is so called "TRUE LOVE".
9. Happy life after proposal cost-This the happiest time in the life for both of them, it is more like honeymoon time.But the investment does not stop as there is phase called relationship building. Here for the first time girl will gift her lover, life seems perfect.
But girls want to live a life which is a dream, what i am trying to say is they want life that is in dreams and do not consider reality.......so than problem starts........
But the best part is that the girl never acknowledges that-the guy is doing all this.
They start comparing with the next best guy.
6. Making her friend believe that you are in love cost- The guy realizes that the girl cannot say no, for decisions regarding boyfriends they will not seek parental approval but those of friends, so the next target is to be the friends of her friends. This all has to happen fast or else either he will be thrown out of the house or his father will be on the footpath. At this stage the psychological and motivational book sells the highest (books like what a girl really wants?, what should u not do in the first date!!! etc etc). Here is the time when the guy totally forgets the big picture in his life i.e his career, but focuses on the small picture that is the girl.
7. The bomb- After everything is set for "THE DAY", the guy has read books, blogs and movies. He makes sure the place, the environment of the setup, the food, the flowers etc it a perfect killer combo that when the girls sees that she falls flat for him (not realizing how dumb or smart the guy is). For that moment that setup seem amazing....but now for the next step.
8. She says "it is complicate cost" (emotional torture cost)-Now this is the nuclear bomb that has fallen on the boy. After making such an investment, he sees that his asset has in fact become a liability. The girl thinks that the boy is nothing but a good friend, now the so called dynamics of the relations has changed. The girl being smart tell she needs time to make up her mind.
She thinks about this at home, consults no other but her friends (who the boy has already convinced-smart boy). This time the friends will tell her that this is so called "TRUE LOVE".
9. Happy life after proposal cost-This the happiest time in the life for both of them, it is more like honeymoon time.But the investment does not stop as there is phase called relationship building. Here for the first time girl will gift her lover, life seems perfect.
But girls want to live a life which is a dream, what i am trying to say is they want life that is in dreams and do not consider reality.......so than problem starts........
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