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M-men
M-masters
M-masculine
M-mad
Agenda of meeting at a small room in 2 A.D, it was decided among the elite group of girls that they need to systematically change the table of power in their favour,enough of men controlling their lives. Men living in luxury-living life kingsize(conquering lands, lazing around the house,earninig easy money) and
girls sit back home washes dirty clothes, make food, clean the house, follow the customs of society, clean up the mess of children......this is all hard work & boring to do, no sense of adventure compared to the work men are doing.
Here the weapons of mass destruction were planned. Some of them were......
1. Cosmetics- In order to get the men to stay in the house, girls have to remain beautiful so he stays in the house longer-in order to get the house hold work done. Inner beauty such as smartness, intellectual capability was ignored. Beauty...beauty...beauty, the guy after marriage realizes he is doomed-this breaks his morale, in the end turns out to be a loser.
2. Well groomed men (Introducing the concept of a Gentle men)-Men fought wars, their image was "Rough & tough". Grooming for personality was in the genes of losers who were not brave,less risk taking-nothing to do in their lives(only time pass). Now that beauty has been taken care of, girls could command only the so called groomed men.
3. Love, romance, shit- Developed the concept of romance, positioned love as something great (once in a life time affair-u miss it u r a fool). Some losers, who had nothing to do in life (like earning money, fighting a war) fell for this. Now the love affair was publicized heavily in the society by the girl's friend.
Suddenly a loser turned hero, kept men wondering..as to what is happening.
This 3 weapons completely changed men from a hero to zero, this happened for centuries. It changed a man's attitude towards the girl- but this did not serve the ultimate purpose the girls had decided earlier (like cleaning the house, washing dirty clothes, making a girl feel like a queen etc). So, in order to address these issues, another meeting was called to decide on the ultimate weapon that would give the final and ultimate blow.....discussions happened for years and then they developed a nuclear bomb that was fool-proof with immediate results.
Tears- It was decided if men don't realize what a women wants, don't know how it feels when a girl is hurt. This weapon was introduced.The ultimate ingredients was to mix love with a dose of tear in it. And the results were right out on the spot. Now that concepts of love was highly developed and well groomed men could be seen across the street but a drop of tear would make them fall on the ground.
There has been a drastic power shift, thought men still dominates....girls are not far behind. Men still do the household work, clean others crap.....well not only that but have started using sanitizers,use perfumes, learning salsa, extensive use of tissues,no mustache, wax their chest.......all to know they are changing their behavior similar to that of a girl. It is high time guys, stand up for ur pride........or else u know what is stored for u.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
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