Tuesday, October 27, 2009

What more should romeos give....

Share The boy gives it all...what does a girl do in a relationship(i think it is so obvious that she takes.......). Take anything in a relationship, i think the boys are generally taken for a ride. Lets start from the very beginning from the guys first sees the girl, even to watch a girl it costs, i will explain it below:

But before i can say anything, i would like to make some assumptions to my theory..
1. NO GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL-It is the quality of cosmetics that have improved over the years.
2. Her eyes are like tequila shots-This is stupidity-as the guy has to look in the girls eyes to make contact. Any human eye signals deep meaning and emotions.

The costs as follows-

1. Seeing cost- The guy goes to places in the city which is called PBS (Potential Babe Spot), which the girls in their community call it the BS (BAKRA SPOT). This is a place far from residential areas in the city, as here the girls do not fear of being watched by relatives, family etc. It is in this place any girl of the city is best dressed.....guys think they maintain such amazing lifestyle.

2. Research cost- Make sure the girl has no boyfriend & no brother who is a tyson or else unnecessary hospital cost.

3. Making her Friend cost- Get introduced to her. For that you need to find a friend who knows her, treat her friend in the best restaurants/cinema...emotional torture for the dumb shit they will keep on talking before they are introduced.

4. Investing time in her cost- Love is no fast food industry, you cannot say "i luv u" on the first day and the girl is yours. They need the guy to stay with her- the impression is first you have to be a friend and then BOY-friend. This transition is financially killing to the guy
telephone bills- This is the highest expense for a guy to make sure that the girl is his only and does not go with some other guy, as he is invested on her like crazy. Girls are also too demanding- they want a "good morning call", "completed break fast call", "2am morning call" etc and other dumb shit. Now if u don't give these calls to them they consider that you not paying attention and then she will look for someone else. So it is out of compulsion that the guy has to call.

This is for now....

10 comments:

Unknown said...

My My .. major misconceptions .. u better take that back Ady .. no gal is beautiful.. what is wrong with u?
And I must say the costs are explained in a real nice way.. and I gained a lot from this post .. PBS .. nice info :)
Apeksha

Unknown said...

My My .. major misconceptions .. u better take that back Ady .. no gal is beautiful.. what is wrong with u?
And I must say the costs are explained in a real nice way.. and I gained a lot from this post .. PBS .. nice info :)
Apeksha

DreAmgiRL said...

my god.. this is insanely funny ;)

Vineeth R said...
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Vineeth R said...

Dude....pitne wala hai pacca...lucky 4 u tht Symbi has less girls....if u wer in XL, u wud hav bn dead by now :) ...funny post tho :)..

Anonymous said...

Community shoul f.. your case

Anonymous said...

i think the author should stop showing his illiteracy

Anonymous said...

very funny blog i laughed my guts out on reading the blog..... i feel sorry for people who donot understand humour

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Anonymous said...

Adnan dude you have missed one of the most imp costs ie "opportunity cost" and the corresponding OT..